Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.
Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."
by C.Caples November 27, 2009
‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement
by penis envy November 22, 2021