guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.
guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.
guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.
by Edefiner February 10, 2015
by luluknobetter January 4, 2015
by scottyboyy64 December 4, 2015
You're a asswipe
by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014
Literal:
Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 7, 2019
A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.
The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.
Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
by loosetongue April 16, 2009
It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning
by not shown May 5, 2003