assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

assman

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

by Mike Mags November 26, 2003

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 16, 2003

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 16, 2003

assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 15, 2003