secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.

Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.

by choogil January 23, 2012

Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 April 16, 2016

Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend

Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.

by IBK90 December 4, 2019

assisted entry

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate

this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry

by Ha1fdime December 23, 2007

administrative assistant

An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.

Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.

Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".

by hotbabyface January 13, 2011

Legal Assistant

Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.

A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.

by browneyez310 October 5, 2008