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assgrenade 

assgrenade - an individual that is a complete ass and totally ruins a situation.
In 2011 St Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Ryan Franklin was such an assgrenade with several blown saves that the team relieved him of his closer duties.
assgrenade by Art Vandelay JR June 21, 2011
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ass grenade 

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
ass grenade by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

Ass Grenade 

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.
1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
Ass Grenade by Jables246 August 12, 2009

Assgrease 

That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack.
Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey.
Assgrease by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003

angrenade 

A sudden angry, verbal response to a given situation.
The angrenade shattered the conversational calm.
angrenade by Clifford Latta January 11, 2009

ass-grenade 

eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea
"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
ass-grenade by lolafartz October 28, 2011

Splatter-house Ass grenade 

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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