assed out 

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

assed out by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Assed Out 

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.

(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").

Assed Out by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013

Assed out 

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

Assed out by anonymous December 8, 2020

assed out 

1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck

1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.

assed out by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005

assed out 

to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of pass out.

i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.

its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.

she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.

assed out by the mighty mighty S.A.C April 11, 2004

assed out 

Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.

Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"

assed out by Too-Cool February 17, 2008

assed out 

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

assed out by flurky October 28, 2003