by Holly J. August 21, 2006
Everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he ass wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add ass wiper to his resume.
by Money budlinks July 11, 2014
Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
by YAWA March 11, 2019
Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion
Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...
by Jigga Jae January 18, 2006
Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
by Moimoi667 May 23, 2015