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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma
Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
Ass-Wiper's Dilemma by YAWA March 11, 2019
Blue Tick Ass Wiper
Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
Blue Tick Ass Wiper by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015
Over Ass Wiper
Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion
Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...
Over Ass Wiper by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008
ass-wipe seller
An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
ass-wipe seller by benthere March 8, 2008