ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

by Thor May 13, 2005

ass rocket

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum

it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.

by sybrpunk November 2, 2011

ass rocket

The act of lighting a bottle rocket out of ones anus.

Dude, that assrocket hurt my anus when it shot out.

by D-Noz October 30, 2003

ass rocket

Ass Rocket is another word for a turd.

Dude, I'll be back in a sec.. gotta go fire an ass rocket.

by Munky Back December 9, 2003

ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

Ass Rocket

Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.

Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?

by Chubbs March 14, 2004

ass-rocket drunk

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

by newton64 April 4, 2008