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Fortified Ass Pack

Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.
Man, that guy has a nice fortified ass pack.

Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga

The term "Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga" refers to a person who pretends to be your friend by smiling in your face, resembling a Kool-Aid pack.

However, behind this façade, they secretly dislike or hate you.

They employ manipulative P.H.A.N (pack head ass nigga) behavior, such as showing interest in the things you're interested in to gain your trust with the intention to scar you mentally, physically, emotionally and/or financially.

They thrive on gossiping about you and speaking ill of you behind your back, using it as a means to gain attention and popularity.

They are followers who seek refuge and protection within a crowd.

As a sign of disrespect, they address you by a name they made up or heard from someone else instead of using the name that you give them.

They lack accountability and often play the innocent or victim when confronted about their actions. Their mindset is limited, relying only on what they have heard or been programmed with.

A Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga possesses at least three of the following traits: insecurity, immaturity, ignorance, and impulsiveness.

They have a low vibrational energy, never uplifting or supporting you, and instead find amusement in your struggles while being bothered by your success.

If they cannot manipulate or use you, they will waste your time with lies and low vibratory nonsense, distracting you from your purpose.
"Dealing with a Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga is challenging as they thrive on deception, manipulation, and negativity, hindering personal growth and self development while deriving pleasure from others suffering."

Six Pack of Ass 

Phrase used to describe the putrid foul odor emanating from the ass of a man who has not showered in a few days perhaps longer.It is a culmination of ass butter, fumunda, and usually man snot as well. This can be toxic and has been fatal not to the offending person but to anyone within to close a proximity to the CRUSTY ASS and taint region of the odoriferous male.
In severe cases furniture sat on by a person smelling like a six pack of ass have had to be destroyed as there is no way to remove the stench.
1.When Bob stood up my eyes began to water and I felt sick to my stomach when the smell hit me. I began to dry heave and realized he had a severe case of six pack of ass.

2. Written on Bobs car in poop was"Six Pack Of Ass","stink ass" and some other sayings with a picture of a crusty foul looking ass.
Six Pack of Ass by Psychobaby69 August 31, 2007

six pack of whoop ass 

The act of opening a whole six pack of whoop ass instead of merely a can.
I'm gonna open a whole six pack of whoop ass on you, you little punk.
six pack of whoop ass by Tony666 February 17, 2008

pack sand up your ass 

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.