ass monger

A derogitory term, an insult.

"You are an ass monger."

by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 03, 2003

ass monger

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.

Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.

by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003

ass monger

Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.

Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O

by Cortho3 March 23, 2003

Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

by G-maximus October 03, 2003

Ass monger

Some who sells or trades ass.

The ass monger has a 20% sale.

by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004

Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 07, 2003

Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006