ass map

The map of ones ass.

Exhibit A: Dude i got a pimple on my ass
Exhibit B: DUDE WHERE IS IT!?!?!?
Exhibit A: I don't know check the ass map!!n00b!!!

by Mateo D September 30, 2005

Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

Damn girl you got a road map ass.

by Scorpyon November 30, 2023