ass flower

Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.

I was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her ass flower scared me away.

by Binder October 1, 2004

ass flower

when your name is a type of flower, and you are a huge ass.

Hey ass flower how you doing? I dont hate you.

by wade July 2, 2002

Ass Flower

When you have anul sex and the rectum wall slides out of place sometimes sticking out of the anus whitch is a Rectal Prolapse Whitch looks like an ass flower

Guy1:hey last night i was having anul sex with my girl friend and her ass flower came out and made me throw up all over her. i Got Scared and Sneaked away

Guy2: Oh....

by Urpule June 20, 2009

ass flowers

Anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass. It comes from the term deflower.

Although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, Nate took Josh's ass flowers last summer.

by kitschbunni September 17, 2007

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2021

flower ass

fake ass,white ass

fake poser wanna be redneck honky

2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."

mark buster fake ass bitch snitch

by Sexy Original Gangster March 8, 2014

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010