ass disease 

disease on the ass

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!

ass disease by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 25, 2021

Head up ass disease 

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

Head up ass disease by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

foot and ass disease 

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.

Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?

foot and ass disease by UMC January 31, 2008

Raw Ass Disease (R.A.D.) 

the combination of extreme exposure to heat, humidity, and sweat, that causes chafing around the buttock region. Can normally be supressed by applying medicated powder to the infected region, though relapses may occur due to fact that this disease has no cure.

Jimmy had a major case of Raw Ass Disease (R.A.D.) after his girlfriend kicked him out of her ride and made him walk 5 miles in the Georgia heat.

Raw Ass Disease (R.A.D.) by Jake Thompson August 19, 2007

stick up ass disease 

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass

I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease

stick up ass disease by bretttttttttttttttttttt July 30, 2006

foot-in-ass disease 

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.

Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.

foot-in-ass disease by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008

ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

ass-and-mouth disease by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008