Ass Casket

A casket made for an ass. This was founded by Michelle and Anthony in 2018 and has made record sales.

The funeral was sad but atleast she had an ass casket.

by Ghetto M July 26, 2018

ass casket

a toilet that has seen far too much shit.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008

I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

assgasket

A peice of plastic or Toilet paper placed between your ass and a public or, very dirty toilet seat. Therefore when taking a shit you will make no contact with the contaminated crapper. Some establishments provide assgaskets for their guests.

Exscuse me waiter, I think I sharted or, I need to take a shit. Do you provide assgaskets in your restrooms?

by Kenny H September 28, 2006