Ass Casket
A casket made for an ass. This was founded by Michelle and Anthony in 2018 and has made record sales.
Ass Casket by Ghetto M July 26, 2018
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ass casket
ass casket by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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ass casket
The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.
ass casket by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008
I'd have your ass in a casket
An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
I'd have your ass in a casket by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011
assgasket
The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
Assbasket
A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007
assgasket
A peice of plastic or Toilet paper placed between your ass and a public or, very dirty toilet seat. Therefore when taking a shit you will make no contact with the contaminated crapper. Some establishments provide assgaskets for their guests.
Exscuse me waiter, I think I sharted or, I need to take a shit. Do you provide assgaskets in your restrooms?
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