ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 2, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

ass blast

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go

One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.

by haloreach4life October 4, 2010

Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011

Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022