A complete and total weirdo, a C.A.D., a McKenna, or a Jessica. Crazy ass dicks are very common around town, everone wants to be one, but watch out, there are many wannabe crazy ass dicks!
"Wow did you see that hobo?! He was a fuckin crazy ass dick!"
"Dude, you don't have to be a crazy ass dick about it..."
by Jessica Callery May 20, 2008
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That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.
Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.
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N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.

N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.
John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!
by Doo doo brownish August 22, 2006
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1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.
1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!
by Nigga without the Balls November 21, 2006
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You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up
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