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asian girl syndrome 

A diagnosis for a type of person who has exceedingly high standards set by her parents. These are the types of people that will usually cry over missing half a point on the test. A huge hint that someone may have asian girl syndrome is their lack of self-esteem, knowing how to play at least two instruments (most commonly violin and piano), and taking an outside sport like tennis or swimming.
Jing: "*Sigh* -- I only got 43 for my twelve minute swimming test."
Robert: "I hope you realize that you just beat the school record."
Jing: "*Starts crying*I-I'm... not g-g-gonna get sup-p-p-per today.."
Robert: "Please go to a doctor, you may have asian girl syndrome."
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Asian School Girl Syndrome 

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.
Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026