A mysterious, virile guy who harbors some unusual fantasies. A lone wolf type who mates only with mysterious, beautiful girls. Not to be confused with an Asshole; the two are completely different.
The coolest guy You can find, usually by the bar or around back smokin a fatty. He's usually smokes weed. He makes his name known to the whole world in the most mysterious ways, Could even be though the internet....
I come here every night and this Asehole always got all the bitches and he's so damn cool... I hate my life..I wish i was him.
An internet meme for a typical pedophile on any and all message boards. A user becomes an ASEhole when it becomes obvious they have a special affection towards younger members of said forum.
"Spek you're being such an ASEhole today, quit flirting with those thirteen year old girls."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'