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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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308 Negra Arroyo Lane 

My name is Walter White I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo 

-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo by etchua October 24, 2007

Arroyo Grande 

A small town in San Luis Obispo county that is free from the living on the streets beaner infested Santa Maria, the totally stuck up Bros in San Luis, and the wannabe gangster cornfed hicks from Atascadero and Paso Robles. Shares a pretty peaceful coalition with Grover, Shell, Avila, and Pismo Beach as a humble and gorgeous town with a kick ass, world renowned Olympic Gold Medal winning Shotput and Discus squad.
"Hey didn't that Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown come from Arroyo Grande?"

"Yeah, good thing too. At any other place she would have been on the streets or getting a farmers tan in Santa Maria or Atascadero."

308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104 

The address where Walter white, Skyler white, Walter white Jr and holly white live
Person one: where does Walter white live?
Person 2: 308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104
Person one: oh ok cool

aerojoke 

otherwise known as the Aerospoke, is a bicycle "wheel" usually seen on poseur fixed-gear bikes. They are flimsy and heavy motherfucking plastic wheels posing as aerodynamic track wheels, but were actually designed for use on wheelchairs. People who own aerojokes usually drink PBR, listen to unknown bands, have full-body tattoos, and are complete douchebags.
Mommy look, it's a bicycle!

No Johnny, that's not a bicycle. Look at those aerojokes, it's a poseur hipster excuse for a bike.
aerojoke by dontgetityet June 21, 2010