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Ark Bar Olympics
The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"
Ark Bar Olympics by Creamers with the Breathers November 22, 2019
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Ark Music Factory
An evil record label founded by Patrice Wilson created to brainwash idiotic 13-year-olds into thinking they can sing (see Rebecca Black), then releasing some horrid 'smash hit' that goes extremely viral and eventually hated. Their fame got larger and larger with the release of Rebecca Black's Friday, known by Rolling Stone, TIME Magazine, and other companies as "the worst song ever." Other awful works by this corporation include Alana Lee's 'Butterflies' and Ariana Dvornik's "Fly Away." All songs are known to contain stupid teenagers doing adult things, ludicrous amounts of autotune, the founder's voice in every song, some kind of 'party,' and other things. Patrice himself owns a YouTube account by the name of 'trizzy66.' This account name proves he's evil because 'trizzy' has six letters in it followed by the number 66. Altogether, this means 666, meaning he has to be evil.
Ark Music Factory is an evil, pedophilic company that thinks it's okay to exploit teenagers and turn them into corporate money-making machines. Yeah, they make Warner Music Group and VEVO look like the angels of record labels.
Ark Music Factory by TheReshiram April 2, 2011
Ark John Keats Academy
The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
Ark John Keats Academy by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020
ark boulton academy
Such a shit school were all the student are forced to be dressed up as bumblebee and are suffered and treated like prisoners 🤢 if you want to get a taste of ark boulton academy follow the instructions below:
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
ark boulton academy by Rani 😂❣ December 14, 2018
Ark Survival Evolved
Ark: Survival Evolved (stylized as ARK) is an open world action-adventure survival video game in development by Studio Wildcard in cooperation with Instinct Games, Efecto Studios, and Virtual Basement. It is scheduled for release on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux in 2017. The game's early access began for Windows in June 2015, for OS X and Linux in July 2015, for Xbox One in December 2015, and for PlayStation 4 in December 2016. In the game, players must survive being stranded on an island filled with roaming dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals, natural hazards, and potentially hostile human players.
The game is played from either a third-person or first-person view and its world is navigated on foot or by riding a prehistoric animal. Players use firearms and improvised weapons to defend against hostile humans and creatures, with the ability to build bases as defense. The game has both single-player and multiplayer options.
Development began in October 2014. The development team conducted research into the physical appearance of the animals, but took creative license for gameplay purposes. One of the game modes, Survival of the Fittest, was released as a free standalone game in March 2016. Egypt-based developer Instinct Games was hired to facilitate the game's development. Three DLCs (The Center, Primitive Plus, and Scorched Earth) were also released.
The game is played from either a third-person or first-person view and its world is navigated on foot or by riding a prehistoric animal. Players use firearms and improvised weapons to defend against hostile humans and creatures, with the ability to build bases as defense. The game has both single-player and multiplayer options.
Development began in October 2014. The development team conducted research into the physical appearance of the animals, but took creative license for gameplay purposes. One of the game modes, Survival of the Fittest, was released as a free standalone game in March 2016. Egypt-based developer Instinct Games was hired to facilitate the game's development. Three DLCs (The Center, Primitive Plus, and Scorched Earth) were also released.
Ark Survival Evolved by Savagecabbage29 February 15, 2017