by Legend456 October 16, 2018
Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)
Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)
Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)
by Urban LXX September 18, 2015
Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.
Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"
by Cathy the Jolteon March 24, 2015
1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"
"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"
by Katheeeee August 18, 2009
Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
by Me me self and I April 17, 2010
if you have a friend, and they do or have to go to something that you arent interested in.. you say "you have fun with that"
Matt: Damn, guess what.
Miles: Whats up?
Matt: I have to go to Chemistry Class for Summer School again.
Miles: you have fun with that matt.
Miles: Whats up?
Matt: I have to go to Chemistry Class for Summer School again.
Miles: you have fun with that matt.
by MilesInferno April 16, 2008
It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
by MathPlus March 16, 2017