A small hick ass town with guys that have jacked up trucks to compensate for their little dicks, underage nicotine addictions, guys who brag about their shitty 2 stroke dirtbike, people yelling “YEE YEE” and “FERDA BOYS” everywhere. Everyone just goes to baseline McDonald’s because there is absolutely fuck all to do there besides a shitty gym with smelly old people in it.

Guy 1: Hey want to go to Ardrossan?
Guy 2: Nah, I’m not looking to get herpes or peer pressured from some 14 year old to try their new vape, thanks.

Ardrossan by Bighossdaws September 14, 2018

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AudioScrobbler

A downloadable program that automatically counts the songs played on your computer. It keeps track of top weekly artists and tracks. Allows you to see who else is obssessed with that song.

"Audioscrobbler is so addicting!"
"Yeah, I check My Statistics Page every 15 minutes."

AudioScrobbler by Kellita February 19, 2005

Audioslave

rage and soundgarden individually created the orgasm of sound, each style from their own creativity, but now in a united front, AUDIOSLAVE, they create the cornerstone of rock perfection. The unique combination works perfectly and is the climax of music history, in my wee opinion anyway!

Audioslave can make you come hard and fast, or slow and errotically.PERFECTION

Audioslave by stacy May 28, 2003

Adios, Mofo

A popular sign-off/closing for television interviews or podcasts. The phrase originally became an internet sensation after Texas Governor Rick Perry used the phrase as a sign-off closing goodbye to a television reporter.

During the hype for Perry's speculation of running for U.S. President in 2012, it was used by a popular podcast, No Agenda, with Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak.

The Phrase generally means "Goodbye, Motherf*cker". This phrase is the exact opposite of In the Morning.

Adios, Mofo!!

Adios, Mofo by PropagateTheFormula August 5, 2011

Adios Mother Fucker

A drink containing a very large amount of alcohol. The name supposedly comes from what the bartender could say when he serves you one. Google for recipes. Sometimes abbreviated as AMF.

I think I had a couple of Adios Mother Fuckers last night but I don't remember exactly.

Adios Mother Fucker by G. Brandt May 15, 2006

Audioslave

a band formed out of the ashes of Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine.

audioslave rocks!

Audioslave by FhillyMan August 20, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026