Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.
Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with ArcticWolfSyndrome
You wake up in the morning in a strangers bed. A stranger you met the night before when your judgement was compromised. The stranger is sleeping on your arm. You would rather chew your own arm off than move it and chance waking them up. You have Artcic Wolf Syndrome.
Wing-man to Player: "Whatch-out there, you don't want to wake up with Arctic wolfsyndrome."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).