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Facebook Archaeology

To dig up old facebook posts by liking or commenting, flooding people's facebook spaces with posts and statuses from five years ago or older. This practice is most successful when done to posts made before facebook likes were implemented, staking the archaeologists' claim.
"Oh man, my wall is filled with embarrassing prom photos. Looks like someone did some facebook archaeology last night."
by Forgaman December 1, 2014
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Archaeostitute

An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.
Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!
by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006
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archadong

a huge dick with an upwards curve
Joe's gf claims he has an archadong!
by jmagssss March 31, 2008
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Archaon

Every few centuries there is a mortal champion who is destined for the greatest blessings of Chaos. He is Lord of the End Times, The Everchosen, who the Chaos Gods unite behind, bestowing all their gifts upon him. Each time one of these great warlords has walked the world it has heralded war and plague, famine and death of a massive scale. Nature itself abhors his presence, the ground splits asunder at his feet, the air churns and swirls around him. Of all the Everchosen of Chaos who have assailed the world over the ages, Archaon is the most ruthless and powerful, for he alone has succeeded in reclaiming the six treasures of Chaos. He is Chaos Incarnate, the herald of the Apocalypse, and where he walks the world trembles.
As the Everchosen of Chaos, Archaon bears the ultimate favor of each of the Dark Powers.
by lordofchaos July 22, 2010
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archaeology

1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your hat, whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi scum to shoot, imprisoned children to free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.

2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .

Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.
*queue theme music* Look at him killing all those nazi's! He must have done archaeology!

This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.
by Real Archaeologist September 4, 2005
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archaeology

The science of travelling around the world with a bullwhip and a fedora hat, ocasionally beating the everliving fuck out of some goddamn nazis!
by Le Saboteur June 7, 2005
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