aqua shmoo 

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.

nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!

aqua shmoo by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

aquasmooch 

to smooch while submerged in water or some aqueous solution.

Margie is so into me. Yesterday we aquasmooched. I got water in my nose, but it still aqua-rocked!

aquasmooch by Bobby Withabee May 26, 2008