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Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.
"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."
by Anonymous August 16, 2002
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two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S
"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
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