the makers of the finest and most expensive paperweights in the world.
1:"Dude, I just got a Apple iMac!"
1:"The airflow through my room makes all my papers fly around...now it won't!"
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The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.
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Red on the outside, white on the inside. A pejorative term used by Native Americans towards other Native Americans accused of "acting white," which would include such things as excelling in school, getting and holding a job, staying out jail, not drinking & drugging, and behaving appropriately in daily interactions with people of other races. Similar to the use of Oreo by African Americans.
That Native kid takes so much crap at home because he's getting A's and B's in school. His whole family thinks he's an apple.
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Apple Computer, a company owned by Steve Jobs. Apple's idea of marketing is just to bash Microsoft's products. Which is kind of stupid considering Bill Gates saved Apple's ass a few years back. If Microsoft didn't help Apple financially, Apple would have gone bankrupt many years ago.
Apple sort of reminds me of that friend you once had. You help him get back on his feet, give him a place to stay for a while and help him get a job. Then, while you sleep, he robs your house and disappears.
by David G. S. August 23, 2007
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A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market.
Most well-known products include:
final cut pro

While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.

Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
1. "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs."

2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."
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The company that purposely creates new products that have the ability to have top of the line technology in them, but are held back to increase revenue.
Apple knows damn well they could have put a camera in the first iPad, why they didn't? They wanted everybody to have something to waste $500 MORE on.
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