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ape hangers 

A modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be "hanging" as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.
"My goodness, when Squid and Blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas."
ape hangers by Jake Barnes June 16, 2005
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Ape Hangers 

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.
Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.
Ape Hangers by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023
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ape hangers 

man boobs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man boobs as leverage.
that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.
ape hangers by Seanchito Lopez August 6, 2011

Ape Hangers 

When a woman has giant hairy pussy lips
Guys I was going down on shealia last night and she had giant ape hangers! I got out of there as fast as I could
Ape Hangers by Mstrhntr97 June 13, 2018

Colorado Ape Hanger 

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.
My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.
Colorado Ape Hanger by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026