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Welcome to AOYP FM!
*Static*
*Risin' up...*

*Your head is splitting in two*

*...back on the street...*

Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*

*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*

*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*

*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*

*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*

*You lock eyes.*

*...Face to face...*

*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*

Shane - I've been...

Aslan - Cat burgled.

Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.

Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???

Aslan - Because you know you want to...

Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?

Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!

Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?

Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*

Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*

*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*

*Ellipsis*

Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*

Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*

Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*

aoyp by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019

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aoyp

Angels on your pillow

"well, aoyp"
- from those who're very religious it is equivolent to saying "i'll pray for you"

aoyp by Distillia January 3, 2006

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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