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*Risin' up...*
*Your head is splitting in two*
*...back on the street...*
Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*
*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*
*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*
*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*
*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*
*You lock eyes.*
*...Face to face...*
*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*
Shane - I've been...
Aslan - Cat burgled.
Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.
Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???
Aslan - Because you know you want to...
Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?
Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!
Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?
Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*
Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*
*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*
*Ellipsis*
Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*
Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*
Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*
*Static*
*Risin' up...*
*Your head is splitting in two*
*...back on the street...*
Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*
*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*
*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*
*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*
*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*
*You lock eyes.*
*...Face to face...*
*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*
Shane - I've been...
Aslan - Cat burgled.
Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.
Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???
Aslan - Because you know you want to...
Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?
Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!
Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?
Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*
Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*
*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*
*Ellipsis*
Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*
Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*
Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*
aoyp by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
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