Person 1: "I just went to the antholochegeste's office for a checkup."
Person 2: "Who's office?"
Person 1: "The antholochageste's"
Person 2: "That's not a real word"
Person 1: "Yes it is"
Person 2: "Are you sure?
Person 1: "Yep."
Person 2: "Well, you are the scientist"
Some know the word Antholochageste as eye doctors office, but that's not what it origionally meant.
It was originally a cool western cowboy code word for 'help me I'm being help hostage' or 'we need a divorce karin' oh boy imagine the look on your wife Karin's face when you say 'antholochageste' and she thinks you're being held hostage!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"