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announcer's curse 

A state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. Also known as "announcer's jinx." Can an announcer jinx a player? Who knows? But phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. When science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.
Let's say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. The announcer reports, "She hasn't missed a free throw all night!" The player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. Announcer: "This must have been a case of announcer's curse."
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announcer's booth 

the one particular booth (or table) in a restaurant containing the people whose conversation is loud enough to be heard over all the other conversations in all the other booths.
"I'm sorry, how long did the doctor say you have to live? I couldn't hear you because of the announcer's booth over there."
announcer's booth by Nerdzar June 16, 2012

Spanish announce table 

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.
"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"
Spanish announce table by JLB237 December 16, 2013

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

the morning announcements 

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.
My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

Announcer 

A sophomore class-councillor that tries to make jokes during the morning announcements but fails at it.
Hey look, that announcer’s made over 9000 bad ones!
Announcer by Lawlbags! November 3, 2009