Guy 1: Hey I fucked Brittany last night!
Guy 2: Sweet how was that pussy?
Guy 1: It was awesome, she had an Animal Cracker
Guy 2: Sweet how was that pussy?
Guy 1: It was awesome, she had an Animal Cracker
by MoMoShaw November 9, 2017
by hiphop February 22, 2008
It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.
Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?
by Lady NY February 4, 2017
An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
process of starting by eating a few pieces/bites of a food that isn't even that delicious, then not being able to stop.
by Nomey Nome August 30, 2011
The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
by TheChocolateAnimalCracker April 24, 2012
by Imtrashtehe October 27, 2019