one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
by ilovecrackcocaine September 10, 2008
by Chris Cole November 12, 2003
When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 26, 2007
by reaper23 May 01, 2011
Angry Beavers was one of the last great Nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
by The Monkey King May 28, 2005
When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.
"Yo man what happened to your face?"
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
by sikpuhp May 31, 2016
by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005