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Commit Scooter Ankle 

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.
" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"
Commit Scooter Ankle by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

Scooter ankle 

The act of smacking a scooter against your ankle so hard that the universe shakes
I did a tailwhip and scooter ankle, it hurt like a bitch
Scooter ankle by Gavigu July 13, 2019

Commit Scooter Ankle 

The worst and most painful way to die.
"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

Scooter Ankle 

The act of a razor hitting your ankle so hark that it is the single most painful thing in the universe.
Back in the middle ages, Scooter Ankle was used as a torture device

Scooter Ankle 

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.
Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.
Scooter Ankle by Eim Gay December 1, 2019

Scooter ankle 

The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation
Aaaaaaaaaaaa I accidentally committed scooter ankle

Dang man do you want me to call the ambulance?
Scooter ankle by Tatapeep April 5, 2019