None-One

This term is used in reply to someone who only drinks one shot and refuses to drink another because they're a coward.

Guy #1: How much did you drink?
Guy #2: One shot.
Guy #1: Want another? It's been awhile since we hung out!
Guy #2: Nah.. probably shouldn't.. *makes up lame excuse*
Guy #1: Wow, man. None-one! You're lame!

by K1$$3$ October 6, 2011

bar none

the best

.... and here's Messi....away from (1), 2, 3, 4....wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.... How good is he?! A mere supernatural goal from Lionel Messi! He has wriggled and tiptoed his way to the gates of Wembley Stadium. He is just brilliant. Best player in the world, bar none

by Silentalker January 21, 2017

None The Less

Metal n Roll Band From Watford - Legends!

"Did You Hear That None The Less Are Playing Download Festival This Year?"

"Yeah I Know - They Are Fucking Wicked !"





"Have You Heard That New Song By None The Less? I'll Feel Like Your Enemy?"

"Thats A Tune Mate !"

by SKPCFLR April 12, 2009

Slim to None

Something that is gradually disappearing but not yet gone.

Omg??I can't believe that you forgot to pick me up!Our friendship is so slim to none

by MaritzaMonique February 24, 2009

none boy

A person who tries to have conversations with you unaware that you don't know who they are

Mary: Omg did you see that none boy try to talk to me yesterday

by Hsdrky November 14, 2015

bar none

with no exceptions

Bob: "Hey Ann, what bar you going to?"
Ann: "Bar None, it's the best, bar none!"

by Jonziespple March 14, 2017

None the Wiser

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."

by Banandy June 19, 2014