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anal flamethrower 

When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.
I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.
anal flamethrower by Sluttypumpkin November 30, 2014
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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