anal flamethrower

When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.

I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.

anal flamethrower by Sluttypumpkin November 30, 2014

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

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