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Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu 

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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An American Ass-Strike 

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America
Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

you're such an ass 

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"
1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!
you're such an ass by scytghe April 14, 2021

you sir, are an ass 

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

National Slap an Ass Day 

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)