Amsterdam

Heaven

Pothead 1: I want to die and go to heaven.

Pothead 2: You mean Amsterdam?

Pothead 1: Duhhhhh! What else would it be?

by mativapia January 5, 2011

Amsterdam

Once upon a time, highest number of millionnaires per capita in the US, and the birthplace of Kirk Douglas (his dad was a ragman). Urban renewal destroyed it.

Another desolate Upstate NY town that has seen much much better days.

by Maud March 15, 2005

Amsterdam

Nickname for marijuana.

That Amsterdam made me so slow.

by Aero-Bar June 30, 2009

Amsterdam

A small suburban city outside of Albany, New York with a population of about 18,000. Filled with wannabee gangsters, snotty bitches, and drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Person from Albany area: Where are you from?

Amsterdam person: Amsterdam.

Person from Albany area: Go smoke a blunt pot head.

by imsweeeeeeet345 November 7, 2007

Amsterdam

Built by Flemish merchants in the 13th century mainly from Antwerp.
Thanks to Pulp Fiction it is now welknown for its drugs. The only attraction in this city.

Amsterdam world bordelo!

by Lee Towers October 6, 2004

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

by AnotherSynonym February 16, 2009

Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

by IanMichG February 11, 2009