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among us jokes 

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all
When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles
among us jokes by naothns November 9, 2020

among us jokes 

normal person: PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP IM GOING INSANE JUST STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE PLE-
AMONG US SUSUSUS LOLS ISJUHQW WHE THRUDISOSIODCR RSDCKHI KJRSVHCB CJRFSD: thats preety su-
INSANE PERSON: proceds to pull out a shot gun and shoots among person non existant brain
real life normal person sadly: AMONG US JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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