American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 8, 2021

American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.

Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing

by DSRPHASWEIRD May 14, 2019

American language

What people who speak English speak
Another word for British or English

I wish I could talk another language but American language some days

by 459395 February 19, 2022

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 30, 2022

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 6, 2022

sounds like an american mom

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice

"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"

by doodleboi May 8, 2022

Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by bjtutall December 4, 2022