1. The Reason I'm so disappointed in highschool

2. For 7th graders whos parents blocked porn on the internet so they watch American Pie instead...
1. American Pie made me think High school was extremely organized from social groups to party's with dick games. Little did I know how much it sucks....

2. Lets go watch American Pie book of love I'll bring the tissues you get the lotion.
by Burgman123 October 27, 2011
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This was a song written by Don McLean in 1971. The lyrics have many interpretaions by many different people. Most common would be the idea the this song is about Buddy Holly and his plane crashing. This song in other interpritations mentions tons of famous music artist such as the Beetles, the Byrds, The Rolling Stones, and others. The record was released on a 45 and is over 8 minutes long. When played on radio stations only one side was played so the DJs wouldnt have to flip the reocrd in the middle of the song.-jkg

So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
by kosey February 17, 2006
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American pie:
A song made by Don Mcclean, I enjoy it more when my dad rocks out his Martin and sings it though.

A series of movies which I THINK are great movies.
I love those movies guys, they are great-Zane, when I finally got him drunk.
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A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.
I'm listening to American Pie now!
by Zach G. January 21, 2004
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A once great song by Don McLean, which has been ruined with association by that awful teen sex romp movie. Stupid people who only know about the movie should be killed.
The song is about the untimely death of Buddy Holly. It is very interesting, and has many references to rock and roll heroes, such as the Beatles and Bob Dylan.
Stupid person: "Dude I love American Pie!"

Smart person: "Me too! *sings* Bye bye Miss American Pie..."

Stupid person: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Smart person: "Uh... the song, by Don McLean. That's what we were talking about, right?"

Stupid person: "LOLZ U R SUCH A GAY FAG! I wuz tockin about da movie!"

Smart person: "See ya."
by That Other Girl July 28, 2005
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One of the best songs i've ever heard in my life.

Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.

All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
American Pie sucks, dude. - Confucius in one of his insightful quotations.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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1: A song by Don McClean as the vague history of Rock'N'Roll music starting with the airplane crash that killed Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, etc. and concluding with The Rolling Stones.

2: A large volume of (mature) teen comedies with a sexual theme. All movies are rated R.

3: A term meaning "to do as the American Piers do!" using technology such as a webcam and of course microphones for an audial affect. Both players usually masterbate while watching the other masturbate as well.

4: A term meaning "to cyber."
1: Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...

2:One day at band camp...
The trem "sex" never came through to me until I was about 17...
etc.

3: Oh, baby, you're making me so hot! If you had a webcam we could American Pie this shit!

4: Wanna have some American Pie?;
by MellowTrauma August 26, 2008
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