amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.

by Mudge Malog January 20, 2021

The Most Amazing Person On The Planet

Jessica Kay Hoffman

The title of The Most Amazing Person On The Planet is held by Jessica Kay Hoffman

by Dictionarious Mysterious November 27, 2020

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 9, 2022

amazing wholesome queen

Idil Hassan.

she’s so nice, her aura is so idil Hassan! She must be a amazing wholesome queen.

by leilaalharthy December 5, 2020

amazing salsa

what's salsa? amazing haha
salsa's too cool for you and you know it B)

also she's amazing wink

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool hi amazing salsa
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today?

by cool salsa December 11, 2018

amazable dad

The type of Dad that can show you just how much he loves you even though he is in heaven. Every step you take he is still with you and looking out for you no matter what comes your way. The type of Dad whose presence is always felt close by no matter where you are in life.

Emotions filled the room from everyone in it…. The lights flickered out of nowhere. She spoke aloud calling out to him “Amazable Dad I know your there”. A peace came over her and she knew it was time to leave the chaos surrounding her.

by MagicalIndigoLight May 18, 2022

Amazing Ass

A rear end with immense gams. See BLG Ian.

“Wow look at that amazing ass. I wonder who it belongs to?”
“Why Ian from BLG of course”

by Darth Awesome June 5, 2023