alphARGHbets!

alphabet: the set of letters used when writing in a language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

alphARGHbets!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about alphabets.

"alphARGHbets!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013