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Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
There’s too many heads on the blunt, I ain’t fucking with allem
allem by Mersb February 27, 2019

Allemagne Dix points 

I word meaning the inevitable, or "such is life". this is the kind of thing to occur on the eurovision song contest. Typical
"angleterre neuf points,,, mais Allemagne dix points"!!! Typical

Allofemsgood 

Southern Slang; meaning All of them are good. Hilarious when used at work.
Eddie: Y'all sure like them Starbursts.
Gene: Yeah, the pink ones are good.
Becca: The red are my favorite, but I don't like the yellow.
Eddie: Come On Now! Allofemsgood!
Allofemsgood by BeccaTheBoo September 23, 2008

Allemagne 

1. Also l'Allemagne. The French word for Germany.
2. A creature resembling a winged eyeball, found in the Northern Crater in Final Fantasy VII. A level 48 monster with 8,000 HP and 200 MP, the Allemagne is susceptible to wind-elemental attacks and, like all flying creatures, unaffected by earth-based attacks. Its attacks include a claw attack, Teardrop, Big Breath, L4 Death, and L3 Flare. Eye Drops can be stolen or won from Allemagnes. When beaten, they give 1,300 experience points, 100 ability points, and 1,350 gil. They can not be morphed, but they can be manipulated. The commands available to an Allemagne during manipulation are Claw, L4 Death, and L3 Doom.
1. L'Allemagne est située au
c'ur de l'Europe, et est formée
d'états ayant leurs propres traditions.
2. Oh, shit, an Allemagne! Run!
Allemagne by Anonymous September 9, 2003