Someone that is painfully honest not afraid to say the truth or their opinion. She hates everyone except her bestie. Could potentially end up blowing up a town if left out of sight. A good liar and advice giver. A big, big hater, but she's funny. Not the most academically smart, or common sense wise.
Person 1 : Do you like my hair today.
Allette: No, it looks like a toddler found her mom's party city wig from 5 years ago and started playing hair salon with it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'