by beautwagon21 September 17, 2008
A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
by 200615317MB April 18, 2008
An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.
-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
by loaghsj April 18, 2008
A faggot ass wannabe rnb singer who's popularity is soaring thanks to lifeless tasteless douche bags who listen to this shit. this guys a fucking joke. he claims that he spent years behind bars for running an auto theft ring. the truth is this asshole served a couple short sentences for unpaid parking tickets and now is tryin to make hard shit out of it. also this bitch claims to not be proud of being a felon and that hes trying to forget that part of his life. yet the fucking moron introduces himself as "convict" in the beginning of each song. what a fucking tool and a waste of fucking oxygen.
14 year old fag: omgzorz have u heard the new akon song sexy bitch??
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.
by communismbeatsdemocracy November 18, 2009
A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs
by The Poppo June 11, 2007
The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
by PhishPhan420 May 14, 2007
1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.
Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*
Other guy: Man he cant sing
Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.
Other guy: He is such an Akon.
Other guy: Man he cant sing
Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.
Other guy: He is such an Akon.
by I dont know!!!!!1!!one!1one! August 14, 2009