Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019

massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

Virtual Airflow

Software generated airflow not physically existing but made to appear real.

I love Virtual Airflow.
Virtual airflow is awesome.

by Logi70 January 23, 2020