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Airlow is a word that can be used as an answer for virtually anything. You can also say "air" for short. The word was developed ages ago, when a young deciple of Derp named Chay Bizness was taking a poop while yelling the words "AIRLOW! AIRLOW!" These words were screeched in such a way that it sounded like the poop was having much trouble being pushed out. Aka, constupated. And from that day on, mankind would use the world "Airlow" It's most useful way to be said is a replacement of the words "I don't know". A quick and lazy way to say "I dont know" is Airlow.
Hey Tyler! What did you get on your math test? reply-Airlow!
Hey bozwell, is that game any good? reply-eh, Air
Airlow by Residentevilrulz December 8, 2005
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Airlocked 

The act of inserting multiple penises into all female orifices.
The fellows and I totally airlocked Josh's mom last night.
Airlocked by Teranceandphillip October 1, 2016
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Airblown 

1. The act in which you are receiving oral sex and your partner talks instead of finishing.

2. Your partner stops giving you oral sex and starts talking about your relationship problems, never finishing what they started.
My girlfriend was giving me some great head, but I ended up getting airblown, she wouldn't shut up about how great she looked the other night.
Airblown by Reed Dicule December 5, 2009
The mutual physical gesture whereby two or more people point elbows at each other without making physical contact
When Biden and Obama greeted each other on stage near the end of the 2020 Presidential election, they gave each other an airbow
airbow by intothefray October 31, 2020

Restrict my airflow, father 

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"
an Aircow is a hairstyle, which consists of short hair at the front, sides and top, but long straight hair at the back.

it is named after Aircow.
Excuse me Barber, i would like an aircow.

Aircows, Ponytails, Mullets and general long hair on men is not permitted at this establishment
aircow by Frederick Brown May 5, 2005
1. V. To put someone in an airlock, as on a spacecraft, and open the exterior door, releasing them into space. Preferred method of execution of Laura Roslin, President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.

2. V. Figuratively, to remove someone's capability to respond, as on an Internet forum or game.
1. President Roslin ordered the Cylon prisoner airlocked, as it had become too dangerous to the Fleet alive.

2. The moderators frequently airlock spammers.
airlock by jsredwall November 8, 2008