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Air Bisquit

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.
by 1691 July 30, 2006
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floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"
"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell
Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol
by Large in charge March 22, 2019
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air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
by G-Dog April 6, 2005
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air biscuits and gravy

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.
by G-cubed August 22, 2011
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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009
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Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart
When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.
by Kap131 March 17, 2011
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