air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

by G-Dog April 06, 2005

air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

by CyberDruid February 01, 2006

air biscuit

to expell gas while deficating.

My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.

by poonhuntr August 17, 2003

air biscuit

When a cat makes a "making biscuits" kneading motion in the air with its paws. Typically a sign of contentment.

Awww, Eddie is so cute when he's all blissed out making air biscuits like that.

by IsenMike January 15, 2016

air biscuit

A fartthat is usually silent. Also can be called an SBD (silent-but-deadly) Not good for people in enclosed areas.

Eww, you just floated an air biscuit!

by Inquisitor911 February 14, 2005

air biscuit

when someone breaks wind and catches it then releases it into someones face

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 06, 2009