air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

air biscuit by G-Dog April 6, 2005

Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.

Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.

Air Biscuit by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009

air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

air biscuit by CyberDruid February 11, 2006

Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face

That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit

Air Biscuit by WocketBear December 19, 2016

air biscuit

to expell gas while deficating.

My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.

air biscuit by poonhuntr August 16, 2003

air biscuit

When a cat makes a "making biscuits" kneading motion in the air with its paws. Typically a sign of contentment.

Awww, Eddie is so cute when he's all blissed out making air biscuits like that.

air biscuit by IsenMike April 26, 2016

Air Biscuit

When you fart into an article of clothing and then throw said article into another person's face.

Carmen just got hit in the face with Adam's air biscuit.

Air Biscuit by Craftyman71 February 7, 2009